it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
Randomize