please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
I just found a bag of teeth...
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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