Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
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