I heard we made out
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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