You work out of a Hotel?
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
My ass is underappreciated
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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