question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
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