we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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