Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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