So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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