Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
The Olympian is in my bed
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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