I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
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