she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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