Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize
