Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
I did not marry a roomba.
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