I got chris browned last night
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
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