this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
stop calling my apartment porn island.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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