Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
I haven't been this sober since birth.
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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