Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
i woke up and my collection of plastic neon wayfarers were half-melted in the microwave. my drunk self hates my hipster self
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
Randomize
