just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
I pour the whiskey from now on
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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