they need to just BURY HIM!
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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