return my video game
Buhtt sex?
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
she told me i tasted like america
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
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