Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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