Kiss
Puke
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
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