What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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