i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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