so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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