In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
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