I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
We have so much sex to catch up on
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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