i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
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