They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
Randomize
