This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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