Hey man sorry I got all grabby
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
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