But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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