This dress was meant to end up on your floor
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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