so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
It's shark week go big or go home
I'm sobbing to NWA
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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