I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
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