My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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