well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I have so many feelings about this burrito
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
Randomize
