never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
Randomize
