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  I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...

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• 12:41 good quote, great movie, but totally out of context here...

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 2:23pm

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• This fucking kid is why dentists occasionally let the Novocaine wear off... Have the decency to not smell like a gutter when someone has to put their hands in your mouth.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 1:27pm

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• When your actualy shakes are alcohol induced.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 11:27am

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• "hi mom, drank moonshine and ate fish sticks, breath smells horrible..not going to the dentist"

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 12:09pm

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• hahaha my situation was "drive cross-country to college"

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 2:33pm

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• I had the same thing! I just went but every time the dentist left the room I'd run over to the sink and puke.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 12:28pm

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• i have my permit and one time my dad picked me up from my friends and i was shitfaced and he made me drive home because ididnt know how to tell him.........i jsut missed a mailbox

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 11:40am

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• MA . . . GET THE MEATLOAF . . . FUCK!!!!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 12:41pm

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• my situation was "driving my family to church".....

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 2:41am

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• 2:23 No way, you can use that line in any situation anytime, anywhere!!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 2:58pm

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• Time to tell mommy about you 'new fitness routine' that involves biking more often

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 11:14am

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• I've been in the same situation except replace dentist with "test driving cars."

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 9:01pm

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• hahahahah story of my life

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 11:18am

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• Stop being such a bitch and just drive

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 9:42pm

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• eh, fuckin drive dude

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 3:38pm

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