For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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