she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
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