But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
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