I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
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