Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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