we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
His nipple licking is glorious
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