apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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