just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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