You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
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