He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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