I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
Enjoy the penises
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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