bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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