after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
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