new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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