how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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