his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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