Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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